愛情大作戰

最近跟人聊到愛情中的「大作戰」，突然有一種很深的感觸。

人對於大作戰的觀感是非常主觀的。如果你喜歡對方，對方用再蠢、再老套、再沒有新意的方式大作戰，你可能都會認為，天哪，好新奇、好有創意、好讓人小鹿亂撞，讓你的心，滿滿～～滿滿的；但是遇到不喜歡的人對你大作戰，你可能會想──

「這招匠氣太重，把老娘當白痴嗎？能不能回去把斧鑿痕跡修掉再來呀？」

「馬的老娘作過的戰比你吃過的米還多，你有完沒完啊？」

第一步先確定對方有好感，第二步才可以作戰啊！

The Inauguration

慶祝George W. Bush就職，送他Tori Amos的歌"Sweet Dreams"。

"land, land of liberty
we're run by a constipated man"

Second Term

Second Term!

強力推薦！

如果你政治傾向偏左，對美國政治又有點了解，那麼點一下上面的連結聽聽看吧！應該會讓你笑到噴飯，甚至還可以幫你吐點怨氣，呵呵！

SECOND TERM!
(To the tune of “She’ll Be Coming Around the Mountain When She Comes”)
Yes, I’m comin’ back to serve a second term.
This time I won the national elec-she-un!
Oh, thanks to you O-hi-a,
And dear brother Jebedia,
We get four more years to rule in Washington!

Good God he’s comin’ back to serve a second term.
We were hoping in ’04 we’d get a turn.
But we lost the vicious battle,
Now they’re stuck without a paddle!
Who will save us from con-ser-va-tiz-eum?

I will stabalize Iraq in my second term.
And I will amend the con-sti-tu-sheun.
Then I’ll eliminate all the taxes,
That are breakin; all our back-siz.
And push for more pri-vat-i-za-she-un!

We cannot believe he won a second term.
He destroyed the trans-atlantic alli-unce!
Heck, I’ll extend a friendly offer,
Barbeque and beers in Crawford!
Mending fences broken by pre-emp-she-un!

We want peace on earth throughout his second term.
We want Iraqis to have free elec-she-uns.
There’s a beef here, let’s dispatch it,
And bury that ol’ hatchet.

Yes, we’ve been through stormy weather,
Now it’s time to work together!
Gather round the ol’ chuck wagon,
It’s a grand time we’ll be havin’,
In the four years he has left in Wash-ing-ton!

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可惡的商業週刊

商業週刊真是太可惡了，出得那麼密集，每週出那麼一大本，太過分啦！我每看一集都有好多東西可以笑、可以罵，但是都還來不及看完寫完，它的下一集又出了，裡面的荒謬與噁心真是教人目不暇給，這麼精采的東西怎麼可以那麼常出刊呢？太折騰我了...

它快要成為我生命中的歡笑泉源之一了。

Winter

今天聽著Tori Amos的"Winter"，突然被一句歌詞敲了一下：

SKATING around the truth who i am
but i know dad the ice is getting thin

真的老了，呵。

以前可以慢慢思考慢慢想，自己是怎樣的人、對未來的期許、希望將來能做什麼、能為世界幫些什麼，但隨著時光荏苒，似乎沒那麼充裕的時間能想這些問題了，就好像課堂老師喊了「時間到，探索期結束了，趕快去下一關實踐期，否則就要當掉！」

我底下的冰越來越薄了，要往哪去呢？